November Announcement from the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club
The Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club invites everyone to join us in returning to the simple pleasures in life for the month of November. A fire to gather around at the end of the day, a few pints of a favorite brew… nothing too exotic, nothing too expensive, a bear to walk at your side, the company of ones dear to your own heart, and fine cheese.
No cheese fits that list of simple pleasures better than Dwarven Mild. It’s made by folks who know how to fill a whole keg of happiness with nothing more than simple pleasures. That’s why it’s not called Mulgore Mild, or Way Too Tall With Ears Way Too Long Mild. It’s DWARVEN Mild!
Join us in embracing the wee moments that make life worth not ending up dead in the snow somewhere. The next time you’re in Ironforge, walk right into the Stonefire Tavern and demand to know why they still aren’t carrying any bloody Dwarven Mild! And tell them Fizzy Stouthammer says they’ve got until Winter Veil to start stocking it, or things are going to get right nasty!
As always, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club remains dedicated to sharing the joy of cheese with all the peoples of Azeroth. Whether yourself is a bloody human, a terrifying orc, some variety of elf, travelers from the Great Beyond, cannabalistic voodoo-ers, gnomes who never get anything fixed within the bloody timeframe they claim they will, the Foresaken autonomous undead, a kodo-riding Tauren, or one of the fine dwarven folk… everyone’s life is a wee bit better with the Light and cheese.
– Fizzy Stouthammer, spokesdwarf for the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club