Report #00019: Personal Copy of Official Report on Current Situation at Honor Hold

This report has been filed with Senator Redstone, per his demand request. This is a duplicate copy of the report.

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May it please King Magni Bronzebeard, Lord of Ironforge, and by request of Senator Barin Redstone,

I have returned from Honor Hold, having made my observations on the current status of matters on the other side of the Dark Portal. My findings are as follows:

What is left of Draenor is still mostly a bunch of chunks of floating rock.

There are still a bunch of bloody demon pigs running loose just outside Honor Hold.

Magus Fillinthus hasn’t stopped complaining yet.

You can’t get a block of Dwarven Mild anywhere, but there are some rather rare cheeses. Also, I promised Mirren and Gremni Longbeard that I’d put in a request on their behalf for someone to get some decent ale to them soon.

Humans haven’t learned nearly enough from the Wildhammers, so I suggest you not take one of their gryphons if you can avoid it.

In short, everything seems to be just the way we left it.

– Fizzy Stouthammer

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~ by Fizzy Stouthammer on 06/14/2010.

 
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