June Announcement from the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club
The Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club is pleased to recognize a couple of fine folks this month for their dedication to spreading the joy of cheese throughout Azeroth. If you have seen our previous announcements you know spreading the joy of cheese is exactly what the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club is about!
First, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club recognizes Ranid Glowergold, and not just because he always has a friendly greeting for me when I go to buy thread from him. No, we recognize Glowergold for putting in his order for cheese over and over again, constantly pushing folks who might otherwise stroll through Dalaran without thinking of cheese at all to ask themselves, “Why does this fella want cheese again? Isn’t this the third or fourth day in a row?”
Second, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club recognizes Yablo Truewhisper for his dedication to getting cheese. Only those who truly understand the joy of cheese would work tirelessly, day after day, for the Hyldnir to be able to acquire a substantial amount of Salted Yeti Cheese. The Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club is pleased to announce the unanimous decision to declare Mr. Truewhisper to be an honorary member!
Finally, i It’s time to reveal the Cheese of the Month for June. Sometimes, we find it is important to reach out in the spirit of diplomacy and brotherhood to other peoples of Azeroth and recognize the fine things their cultures have added to our own. This is not one of those times. The Cheese of the Month is DWARVEN MILD, and anyone who takes issue with that can file a complaint with our Public Outreach Malfunctions Specialist.
Finally, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club is pleased to announce that our new Public Outreach Malfunctions Specialist is Haggle of Deeprun Tram.
As always, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club asks that you support us in spreading the joy of cheese to all of Azeroth by spending gold in such fine establishments as the Trias cheese shop in Stormwind and One More Glass in Dalaran. Be sure to ask for fine cheeses… like DWARVEN MILD… when you are in your favorite tavern. Share cheese with a friend. Surprise a total stranger with a gift of cheese! And be sure to check these monthly announcements from the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club.
– F. Stouthammer, spokesdwarf for the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club