May Announcement from the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club

It has been brought to my attention that some folks would like to see the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club highlight cheeses other than Dwarven Mild.  This was a confusing concept at first, but the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club recognized that one may find themself stuck in some of the most Light-forsaken corners and crevices of Azeroth… places where there is no Dwarven Mild! With that in mind, the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club has decided to name Alterac Swiss the Cheese of the Month for the month of May.

Alterac Swiss is no Dwarven Mild, that for certain, but one thing it has going for it is that it’s also no Stormwind Brie! If you’re preparing for a long journey, make sure to take proper supplies with yourself. Sometimes you end up with a broken leg, though… or goblins kidnap you and try to sell you into slavery. Or murlocs steal your bags.  Or you just end up wandering off somewhere and when folks come looking for you they find your empty campsite and your pet monkey, but no bloody clue as to where you went!

Sometimes, you just can’t get back home on time.

In those times, when you are far from home and the joy of Dwarven Mild, look for someone who can at least get you some Alterac Swiss. It’s not a very bad cheese at all.  Rather enjoyable, really, if you have to make due with what you can get.

The Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club is, as it always has been, dedicated to spreading the joy of cheese throughout Azeroth… to all races, factions, fine upstanding folk, and bloody gits. We do this through efforts such as these monthly announcements naming the Cheese of the Month, which are sent out monthly. Also, we support fine establishments like Trias’ Cheese in Stormwind and One More Glass in Dalaran. You can help our cause by supporting this places, too! Just ask for fine cheeses like Dwarven Mild… or Alterac Swiss… when you go in.

– Fizzy Stouthammer, spokesdwarf for the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club

~ by Fizzy Stouthammer on 05/03/2010.

2 Responses to “May Announcement from the Khaz Modan Cheese of the Month Club”

  1. How does one sign up for this club? It will be a perfect compliment for the Beer of the Month Club that I subscribe to annually.

  2. Simply check the monthly announcements here to find out what the Cheese of the Month is, then ask for such fine cheeses at your favorite taverns. But, for the love of Khaz’goroth, be ready for a fight if you ask at Bruuk’s Corner. I think they’ve gotten a wee bit tired of me asking them to stock any.

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